Toys

There's not a chance in hell your going upstairs like this. Your wet diaper rubbing against your crotch and things, you crawl to the box Mandi pointed out.

In the box are a handful of toys. Some are normal, like the balls and the rope. But some of them are a little weird. For example, you see a chew toy that looks suspiciously like a dick, and a strange little ball with a button on it.