Tomb of Marka Ragnos

Once out of Sextus's tomb, you approach the Tomb of Marka Ragnos, an infamous ancient Sith lord to find your friends. He is considered one of the first true emperors of the many rising and falling Sith empires, viewed as an example of greatness by many of his successors and admirers. The elevated entrance to his tomb was built to resemble him, wearing his helmet like crown with two horns. As you climb the long staircase leading up to the entrance itself a strong dark presence is felt in the air, as if the dark lord himself is haunting the place, just like Sextus is haunting his resting place.

Lana (shouting): Blasted Sith lords, can't you just stay dead and call it a day?

Not waiting for an answer to come, you walk right in, noticing a few fresh, still glowing lightsaber marks on a pile of rubble. It appears to have been the right horn of Ragnos's helmet, once it was on his head. Drek and Ranvi must have cleared the way for themselves recently, you can't be legging far behind.

Lana (shouting at the entrance): Hellooo! Ranvi, Drek! Can you hear me?

Just like last time, no answer comes, so you follow the path and enter the dark and humid corridor. A short walk into the tomb, you hear Ranvi and Drek's argument about something echoing in the distance. Knowing you are close, you rush to them, following their voice. They are in a small room on the left, looking through all sorts of old junk and belongings, probably from Ragnos's era, that were buried with him.

Ranvi: What a drag... There's nothing here, just rusty old stuff...

Drek (picking up an ancient datapad of sorts): Ranvi, look at this! An ancient data storage mechanism! It long predates our datapads, I wonder if it could still be activated with a bit of charging! Fascinating, old technologies like these aren't around now, not even in the black market! This piece could be worth thousands of credits, especially if there's something important on it!

Ranvi (rolling her eyes): Yeah, wouhou, great, old rust datapad! What a treasure you have found!

Drek: My dear, please, show some appreciation for the old tech! Without long outdated things like these, we would still be living on the respective planets we were born! Imagine, not knowing about spacetravel, never meeting other intelligent species, not having droids or lasertech around. Could you still call that life a life? Just how primitive we used to be tens of thousands of years ago!

Ranvi (scared): Wait Drek, did you hear that?!

Drek (looking around): No, what?

Ranvi (rushing behind Drek's back): I'm sure I heard something from the corridor! What if it's a ghost haunting this place and we have angered him?!

Drek: Technically, Sith can't become **** ghosts, Valare is a different story. Only Jedi achieved that by being so balanced in the ****, they could preserve their consciousness after their deaths and...

Ranvi (interrupting): Oh by the ****, I have seen a shadow moving there! I swear there's somebody or something...!

Lana (thinking): Maybe I could pull her leg a little bit... I could turn into a ghost to see her reaction! That should be fun!

Using **** projection, you take the form of a pureblood Sith and slowly walk into the room. When Ranvi sees you she freaks out in panic.

Ranvi: OH MY, I TOLD YOU! IT IS COMING FOR US!

Drek (fascinated): Wow, so Sith can become **** ghost? Intriguing!

Lana (as a Sith with a deep tone): Who dares to desecrate my resting place...?

Ranvi (on her knees): Please lord Sith, we didn't want to anger you...! Please let us go, we won't disturb you again, I promise!

Drek: Wiat, this presence is... It's just like...

Lana (as a Sith with a deep tone, pointing at Ranvi): It is too late mortals! Now you have brought my wrath upon yourselves!

Drek (as Ranvi is screaming in hysteria): Lana, is that you...?

Lana (as a Sith with a deep tone): Haha, you should have seen the looks on your face Ranvi! I can't believe you didn't see through it!

Ranvi: L-Lana...?! Is that really you...?!

You return back to your form, still laughing your ass off. Her face turns red in fury.

Ranvi: Lana Ordo! I swear upon my clan, that I'm going to kill you one day if you don't stop these pranks!

Lana: Take it easy Ranvi, I just wanted to loosen up the mood! We are on a dark and nasty planet, some fun can't hurt!

Ranvi: Not you, apparently... My heart almost stopped! I could have died!

Valare (walking in through the wall): Take it easy girl, dying is not that terrible!

Lana (hugging her): Valare! Thank the **** you are alive!

Drek: I wouldn't call that being alive, since she... Never mind.

Valare: Okay, take it easy girl, I have just had one of my wildest rounds with the dark lord of passion! He almost made me cum, I could barely hold for a few more seconds when he filled my pussy with so much of his sticky cum! Had my body not been bound to Dathomir for so long, we could have been great buddies with Sextus, nothing just nonstop fucking for centuries! It could have been a paradise!

Ranvi (confused and disgusted): Excuse me, you did what...? And... Way way, too many details...! I have just imagined it...! Pfujh!

Valare: "Pfujh"? Just to let you know, I have seen you and those...!

Lana (stepping between them): Okay that's enough girls! Ranvi, that's a long story. All that matters is that she's back with us!

Valare: You have never thought you would be getting rid of me, have you? Without me, your life would be so boring!

Drek: Anyway, now that we are all here, let's continue our search. I was just wondering what this thing could have been used for, it looks important...

Valare (shocked and **** pulling the thing from his hands): Is that...? Give it to me! Now!

Lana (as you, Randi and Drek reach for your lightsabers): Alright girl, whatever that thing is, put that down... Lowly.

Valare: No, wait, you don't understand! THIS thing is exactly what I need! It is the scepter of Marka Ragnos!

Ranvi: Marka who?

Drek: Haven't you been paying attention? I told you, he's the Sith lord whose tomb we are in right now.

Ranvi: Oooh, right... I thought it was that Nagaaa something. Naga Shadow.

Lana: Sadow.

Ranvi: That one!

Lana: No, that's another tomb Ranvi.

Ranvi: Damn these dead Sith, I can't tell which is which!

Lana: Anyway, what's that scepter? Is it something powerful?

Valare: Of course it is! It was said that this artifact could siphon **** energy and redistribute it!

Drek: Redistribute? Like, sending the **** from one place to another?

Valare: I'm not sure how it works, but I heard many tales about this particular piece, they speculated when it channels the **** into somebody, their Midichlorians are **** to rapidly reproduce to be able to contain the unnatural amount of **** around them. And when there are so many of them, the person who received this boom of Midichlorians will be a lot more susceptible to the ****. According to the legend, Marka Ragnos created this scepter to resurrect himself after his ****, should that ever happen. Of course, it did happen, but he hasn't been resurrected so far. This thing can resurrect just about anybody if it has siphoned enough **** energy. Or so they say...

Lana: Interesting, it resembles the Valley of the Jedi.

Valare: That place truly exists?

Lana: No idea, could be just a fairy tale.

Ranvi: How do you guys even know about these things?!

Lana: Haven't you read anything in the library of the temple?

Ranvi: I did, just not about fairy tales, I'd rather read about extinct species like the Giska or the Krayt Dragons, those were fascinating reads!

Valare: Wait, those things are extinct now? I must have skipped a lot of things, stupid Gizkas were impossible to get rid of! Guess somebody found a solution for that.

Lana: Let's not get diverted from our topic. So, what do you want to do with that scepter? Use it on yourself?

Valare: Isn't that obvious? I might just come back to life physically! No more **** ghosting!

Drek: I only have two questions, what if is doesn't work?

Valare: Then I haven't lost anything, I can't be any more dead than I am.

Drek: Understandable. And where are you going to get enough **** energy to resurrect yourself?

Valare: That hasn't been determined yet. Any suggestions?

Ranvi: Wait, you aren't going to siphon our **** energies right? You wouldn't try that, right?

Lana (after Valare doesn't respond): Right, Valare? We are friends, aren't we?

Valare: Oh yeah, yeah, no worries, I wouldn't be stupid enough to try my powers against three Jedi! Let alone backstab my friend like that!

Drek: Don't Sith do that routinely?

Valare: Let's not discuss that now, we still have somebody we have to hunt down before they cause even more disturbance in this place.

Lana: Oh yes, guys, the Sith lord in the other tomb told us about somebody leaching the dark **** energies of these tombs, disturbing the dead Sith. He is said to be in Tulak Hord's tomb when I entered this one to find you, we should go there and check if they are still...

You hear a faint voice talking, surrounded by a hissing sound, but you can't make out any words of it.

Ranvi: Are you alright Lana?

Lana (shaking your head): Yes, sorry, I just thought I heard something.

Valare: You hear that too? He was speaking ancient Sith, he was calling out for us to go closer to him in his throne room.

Ranvi: Ancient Sith? A ghost...?! Okay, no way am I staying in this tomb a minute longer! I'm taking the exit, good ghostbusting guys!

Drek: Keep calm Ranvi, a dead Sith can't hurt us!

Valare: Well, actually...

Lana: Drek is right, they can't!

Valare (whispering to herself while she's rolling her eyes): Okay, whatever...

Lana: I say we check what this somebody wants, maybe they can give us some assistance to find the one disturbing the dead Sith.

Ranvi: Ooor, maybe that somebody can kill us easily if we walk into his trap!

Lana: Only one way to find out! Come Ranvi or would you prefer walking alone in this tomb to the exit?

Ranvi: You know, sometimes I truly hate you!

Lana: I know, no hard feelings!