To the park

You decide to head out after your meal. You walk down to a nearby park. It is early afternoon, and the park was bustling. There were a dozen college aged kids playing ultimate frisbee, some moms and kids at the playground, two coeds tanning, and a woman in her thirties reading under a tree.

You walk over to the ultimate Frisbee game and stop it. There are six girls and six boys. "You are doing this all wrong," you say. "This needs to be girls versus boys, and skins versus shirts. Now the boys will be shirts, and the girls skins; in fact, the girls must be completely nude."

The young adults agree, and the girls start stripping off their clothes.

"Very good," you say, "The losers must perform oral sex on the winners, and exercising, playing, and participating in sports makes you girls horny. The more you play, the hornier you get. Now start the game over."

The girls were now naked and had put their clothes off to the side. The game begins with the girls thinking it was perfectly acceptable for them to be completely nude in public.

You smile and look around. You wonder who to mess with next. A MILF at the playground, the sunbathers, or the woman reading under the tree.