To Taylor Swift’s party

“That’s why I love you babe. You always have great ideas! Yes, she should totally go!” You exclaim.

Piper starts to perk up.

“Next weekend Justin is going to a party hosted by Taylor Swift, you should come with us. Everyone in Hollywood will be there!”

Piper seemed really excited. “A Hollywood party! That sounds like so much fun! But do you think I’ll fit in? It’s not like I’m in mainstream films. Will I be a bit too low brow?” Piper said.

“Don’t worry about it, you’re both with me. Piper, if you ever need anything we are here for you. What’s mine is yours. Plus it’s a Halloween party. I think you’d fit right in” You say comforting her.

You look over to Samantha and can tell by the “oh my god he is so sweet and adorable” look you’re going to get rewarded somehow for your generosity towards Piper.

At this point you figure why not leave the girls hanging for more.

“Well I’m going to get ready for bed, Piper you’re more than welcome to stay the night. There are extra bedrooms if you feel to drunk to drive- or I can call you an Uber- whichever you prefer” you tell her.

Sam whispers something to Piper and then speaks up.

“Hey mister, I’ve sobered up and can drive Piper home.”

Piper gives a sweet girlish peck on the lips and Samantha gives you a much longer kiss that intended to make you regret letting her leave for even a second.