To Save Her

Jack took Bella to a seclude area of the park. "Miss Thorne, or may I call you Bella."

"Call me Bella."

"Good, do you know Cara Delivingne?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She has put a curse on you."

"She has?!"

"Yes, in 24 hours, you will lose all bladder control, all of you hair will fall out excpet your nasal hair which will grow thicker and down to your chin, and you will drool constantly."

"Oh my god! That bitch! Is there anything I can do?!"

"Yes, there is a cure, but it involves lots of sex and lots and lots of semen."

"Oh my god! But do I have a choice?"

"No, you don't."

"What do I have to do?"