Tina hates sex of any kind so of course she slaps him for his stupidity!

Tina slaps Ryan in the face. "I hate sex you dummie!" Tina cries and she pushes him out the door. Tina remains a virgin for life, but she had a very fun party that involved no hanky panky. Hey, what would you expect? You knew before you entered this page that Tina didn't like sex. :)

THE END!

May I suggest you start again? You may just get lucky!