Time to play! (And the rules)

Caiden was quick to put the game on the table, opening up the box to reveal another board inside with some figurines and cards to the side. There seemed to be six paths on the board that acted as the map of the game. All the paths led to the center of the board which looked like a flat disk, some sort of glass giving it a three dimensional effect.

"Where are the rules?" Greg looked at the game confused. David scoffed and rolled his eyes. "What?"

"We never cared for rules before. We'll figure it out as we go. Besides look at all these cool tokens!" David pulled out all the pieces, proudly showing them all to Greg. "Kiddo first."

Caiden smiled and looked at the many pawns. One in particular caught his eye. He reached out and grabbed the dog. He looked at the board for a second and placed down the figurine. It seemed to click into place as Caiden sat back. "Me next!" Kody swiped the wolf statue and placed it next to his brothers path.

David grinned and decided to take his own without announcing anything. As he placed the deer down on his own path a soft click could be heard, the figure snapping forward. "Woah magnets." Caiden grinned and looked at his father. "C'mon play with us." The older man huffed and grabbed a random token and put it on its own path. The bull snapped into place as well.

The table jumped as a howl rang across the room, coming from the board. "What the fuck?" Kody looked down at his piece as the howling came to a stop. He watched in fascination as his wolf shook its fur and sat down facing the center of the board. A female voice filled the room as the center disk glowed slightly.

"Welcome to Male Paradise. In this game you will find some fun scenarios to experience. That being said we have some rules to go through!

Rule 1: No one is allowed to quit prematurely. If someone attempts to stall the game they will be **** to play.

Rule 2: To move one has to draw a card. Don't worry after that it is all automated.

Rule 3: To win reach the center of the board.

Rule 4: The winner decides if the scenarios stay.

Rule 5: Have fun!

To make sure everyone gets the most out of their cards we have instituted a new rule: When everyone has drawn a card the game will be paused for 24 hours."