Time to kill some time before claiming the bet winnings.

Naruto grinned as he made his way out of the building and walking down main street to get some lunch, satisfied on how he manipulated the situation, and eagerly awaiting the meeting to claim his prize on the bet. Then it hit him…What a dumbass! He never made an offer for what he’d win in the bet, only what he offered as their prize! Facepalming, he shook his head and thought to himself he’ll write something later. Probably something humiliating, like for a weekend making them lend him their voodoo dolls they happen to have of each other that they usually sadistically play with or something.

“Hehehe, that would be fun~” He chuckled to himself sadistically, which garnered a few odd looks from the passersby that heard him before walking off.

But for now, Naruto had some free time to kill. And while lunch would be fun; especially as he plans on making Ayame at Ichiraku’s a sexy dancer in nothing but a frilly apron as he ate his meal, it wouldn’t last the whole time, feeling the need to use it more. Looking around for some practice, he nodded to himself that he could do a few more changes. A look up to Hokage Rock, and Naruto felt the need to settle into a pastime of his, doing some good old defacing, only this time without getting into trouble and having to repair it!

Writing in the book, Naruto glanced back up to see his handiwork, holding his laughter in approval at the ridiculous display he put up there.

The faces were completely reshaped from what they were before, from stoic looks, to some seriously goofy expressions and addons. With the First, he gained some crossed eyes and a pacifier, the Second obtained cat ears, big round eyes and a kitty smile, the Third was given huge pouty lips and a long tengu nose, the Fourth had big chunky glasses and a massive overbite, and finally the Fifth; Tsunade, was given a more lewd expression, stuck in a tongue-out ahegao face with eyes rolling up, and notably was the only one painted with garish “makeup” to look doll-like and cutesy.

Coincidentally, Naruto overheard one of the villagers talking to an apparent newcomer to the side of him, asking about the rock faces.

“Well it’s sadly a terrible tradition, in which the Hokage Rock has to have the faces of the Hokage that are brought in to office, but in their most embarrassing appearance, to give them humility like some kind of hazing process. It was an accident the first two times, but then it became a tradition that we wish we could stop…”

Naruto rubbed his chin at this, thinking he could still do more with this “Hokage Tradition” thing, and make up a curse that would be displayed with the rock tradition. Writing down some new stuff in the warping relic, he heard the tourist ask a followup question, “I see…So…Why do they all have huge boobs? And aren’t four of those supposed to be dudes?”

Naruto was having a hard time holding in his laughter as he looked on at the mountainside’s additional raised height, showing huge carved bosoms just below the faces with such perfect detail. The villager rubbed his neck in proxy embarrassment as he began telling the story, “W-well…it’s kind of a curse that happened long ago. You see, some kind of old witch put a curse on the title 'Hokage', declaring that ‘only the most bosom and bouncy of chest may rule the village of the leaf.’ At first, we thought it to be ridiculous and shooed her out of the village for such profanity, until it turned out that the curse happened to work. One way or another, every Hokage grew a huge rack every time the title was bestowed. We kind of decided to add them into the rock as testament for their sacrifice for taking the position. In fact, only Tsunade-sama was the only one unaffected, as she already had the massive...attributes to be a Hokage, but rumors propagate that they became much more perky and bouncy as a result of the title…”

Indeed, each set of boobs were huge indeed, each about Tsunade’s size if not bigger, carved to look like they’re all squished together on the rock face comically, baring long hard nipples on their perky forms, with various things in between the cleavages of each. The First had an actual apple tree growing out of them, Second had a fish sticking out tail first, Third had a black painted rod with a yellow tip, to represent the monkey summoning he had, Fourth had a tag sandwiched in there that if you looked close enough read ‘Honk These Big-’ before the rest was tucked into the cleavage, and Tsunade had straight up a dildo sticking out of her boobs.

The tourist only shook his head, trying his best not to laugh as well, “J-jeez, well that’s unfortunate, isn’t it? *Snrk* S-sorry!”, and the villager hung his head in shame having to explain this shameful event in their history. Naruto himself went down an alley to have himself a good laugh in private, before moving on to continue along the street, making sure to note down that nobody paid attention to the laughter.

He didn’t have to worry about attention, however, as just across the street from him, down where it was known as the “Perverts Alley” due to how many sex stores there were down there, sprung forth a flurry of paper intermixed with a cry of “The Paper Pussy flies again! Whee!”, and an occasional sex toy intermixed with the gently floating papers. Naruto took a good guess on what that may have been, and wrote in the book as several of the store owners came waving their fists out at the apparent thief's departure from visibility. Naruto checked his handiwork in the latest thing he wrote, and picked up a couple pieces of paper, showing them to be that weird blue-haired chick printed on them as erotic pictures. Specifically, the ones in his hands were of her in a catgirl costume, making an adorable poses as she swallowed a rather large dildo, and one of her in a cheerleader outfit, her happy high kick pose showing the large pompom-ended dildos shoved up her ass and pussy.

Naruto snickered at the fact that the assassin he was attacked by a while ago is now going around as a specialized pervert prank ninja, able to only control lewd pictures of herself in her quest to fuck people and play with the sex toys and magazines she steals. As of writing, Naruto noted that she was basically harmless, save for public indecency, but they let her off with the fact that she hasn’t been caught yet, pocketing the lewd pictures as the store owners grumbled and embarrassingly picked up the trail of wares that were left behind in the crowded street, tourists chuckling and giggling and locals pinching the bridge of their nose knowingly annoyed at this. Still, at least the paper trail made good naughty magazine fodder to sell, so it's not a total loss for them, just dignity.

Naruto continued on his way to his favorite ramen joint, skip in his step at how giddy he was getting with his newfound power, that he decided to look into the book to see what else he could do, but looking at the pages, he saw that there was a spy he wasn’t aware of.