Time for the statue to lose its thong

"You keep doing what you're doing," you say. "I'll just be over here doing a thing..."

You fetch a ladder and lean it against the topless statue, climbing up to her panty region. Once in place, you prepare your hammer and chisel, and take aim.

There aren't many things capable of surprising the Panty Raider, but a deity still can. Right before you can shatter her marble panties, the statue animates as a true avatar of Etherial. Her skin becomes a rich, deep gold, her hair a regal purple, and her nipples a surprisingly ordinary brown. She steps down from her dais, allowing your ladder to fall to the floor, looks down at her body, and shrieks a goddessly shriek.

"Everyone avert your eyes!" says Yiantra.

"Wow!" you say, ignoring Yiantra. "So that's what a goddess looks like in her panties, huh? That's worth a prayer or two."

"Raider," she booms. Her voice is a powerful thing, forcing her followers to shield their ears just to avoid the maddening consequences of hearing a deity talk. You, however, have never had any trouble talking to girls, and remain unaffected. "You have been a bane to womankind for far too long, but now you have crossed a line that has **** me to intervene!"

"Wow, again," you say, holding out a thumb at arm's length in an attempt to approximate her measurements. "Maybe this is a weird time to ask, but do you want to get a drink or something?"

The goddess looks bemused at the lackluster impact she's had on you. "Er, um... You will renounce your humiliation of women here and now, or I shall--"

"Suck your thumb and shake your butt," you say.

"What?"

"If you suck your thumb and shake your butt, I'll do that whole renouncing thing you were going on about. Totally."

"I'm not going to shake my... What does the thumb-sucking do for you, anyway? It seems weird."

"I just want to see if you'll do it," you say. "I swear: Turn around, look back at me with your thumb in your mouth, and let that booty clap a few times, and I'll never strip another girl again."

"No!"

"Well, I tried."

You weave in and out of the goddess's legs, sending her stepping this way and that in an effort to keep oriented. When she stumbles once, you're there to leap up and grab her by the crotch of the thong. You let gravity do the rest, pulling both you and the panties down Etherial's legs.

The thong is already burning away in your grip as you land, a surge of amazing power flowing into you.

You look up to see a mortified avatar staring down at her naked body, too shocked to even cover her goddessly pussy.