Time for the Auction

"It's now the time you've all been waiting for the Auction." Your dad says.

The ladies cheer and all pick up a booklet from their bags.

"Auction." You say. "Auction of what?" You ask.

You dad hands you a booklet and there is a picture of you on it. "We are auctioning off you."

"What the fuck." You say.

"No I mean we are auctioning of thing for you to do. Take a look."

You open the booklet up and see that the first lot is a hug. And then they get a lot better for you on there.

"What are they raising Money and if so where does the money go? You ask.

"Yes money and you'll get to keep it." You dad tells you.

"So I'll get to do dirty things with the girls and keep the money. Sound like a win win."