Time Cops

The Time-King confessed his misdeeds to Stacy, Heather, Raven, and Joey. Jim thought by admitting his mistakes, he would feel better. But the more he shared his past selfish magical perverted actions, the more it failed to provoke the responses he was expecting. Jim’s four heavily pregnant baby mamas just smiled and nodded along to his story.

“Any questions?” Jim asked after finishing his confession.

At that all 4 ladies raised a hand.

“How does your magic work? Does your power come with a cost or side-effects? What are the limits of your magic? Do you even have a limit? Who did you change first? Wait, have we always been in your harem? If you changed the time-line … how do we know what is original and what you changed? Can we become magical? Can we become Time-ladies? Have we always been pregnant?

Jim mentally kicked himself.

“Idiot. Of course, Stacy, Heather, Raven, and Joey would be subconsciously influenced to agree with my past actions. And to be excited about magic,”

Jim couldn’t get in a word as he was bombarded with dozens of more questions.

Crack!

Jim jumped as everything froze.

“Not again,” Jim said looking around.

“Eris! Is that you?” Jim said annoyed.

“Jimmy Hercule, you are under arrest for Breaking the Law of the Time Council,” a voice sounded from a megaphone.

Jim looked around before spotting six silly Syfy looking policemen. They wore silver jumpsuit outfits and were pointing what looked like toy guns at him.

“Awww, the Time Council. Took them long enough to show up,” Jim thought as the silver clad police closed in on his position.

“Hands up, Get on your feet!” a male officer said getting close.

Jim slowly stood up. As he did many of Eris’s magical lessons were pulled to the forefront of his mind. In addition to teaching Jim complex magic, Eris taught him history of the multiverse, and the ruling powers. The Council of Timelords and Ladies govern most of the civil universe.

“Stuck up bastards,” Jim thought as he recalled the Time Council destroying anything that challenged their power.

“Hands up, no magic or we will atomize you!” the male officer yelled.

“Who am I talking to?” Jim said slowly raising his hands.

“Officer Aaron Collars, 12th precinct,” the male officer said pulling out large golden cuffs.

Jim scanned the tall purple-haired muscular man, and sighed.

“Darn, I was hoping you Time Cops were sexy female aliens. Not silly human looking cosplayers,” Jim said in disappointment.

“On your knees!” the cop shouted before.

Flash!

Jim blinked the stars from his eyes.

"Fuck again? I really need to stop subconsciously changing things. I should just follow Eris's advice and spend all my mana at the start of the day. It would prevent my magic from bubbling out of me," Jim thought in disappointment.

“I said, on your knees!” a feminine voice shouted.

“Who said, Office Collars that you?” Jim asked looking around before spotting a new figure.

“Are you deaf? On your knees criminal!” the same feminine voice shouted.

Jim eyed the hour-glass figure. She was standing Where Aaron was a moment ago.

“Shit, that’s new. Genderbending a Time Lord Cop without them noticing,” Jim thought before smiling.

“Oh, scratch that, I did change Eris without her noticing,” Jim recalled.

“What you smiling about? You’re surrounded,” Officer Collars said pointing to her 5 men.

Jim followed the sexy officer’s hand and spotted the other cops.

“Might as well see if I can change them too,” Jim said before giving a shrug.

“Shut Up Criminal!” Officer Collars yelled.

“By the authority of the Time Council. I Arron Collars here by arrest you for unlawful use of Dunamancy!”

Flash!

Jim felt the rush of magic leave his body.

“Shit, that one took a little more mana. But I did Ret-con 5 Timelords at once,” Jim thought wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead.

"Let's hope I stop losing control. I can't ooze magical energy if I keep spending it,"

“Enough nonsense, on your knees,” Arron said grabbing Jim’s shoulder.

Jim did not resist, he let himself get pushed down and hand-cuffed. He was too pre-occupied rescanning the food-court.

“Nice, Eris was right. I do feel like my powers have no limits,” Jim thought as he admired his handy work.

Each of the male officers were transformed. The re-gendering worked. All 6 cops now sported sexy figures with exotic alien features.

"I do hope I'm taken to a nice sci-fi prison. Maybe with just sexy female aliens' officers and inmates," Jim thought now fully confident in his power as a Time-King.

“Rooth, the Mana Drain!” Arron shouted.

One of the sexy alien women stepped forward. She was blue with pointed ears.

“Sorry this might sting,” Rooth said before pulling out a red Rod.

“What does …

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!

Everyone watched as Rooth held the red stick against Jim’s chest.

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!

“Shouldn’t it be over by now!” Rooth shouted over the electronical buzz.

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!

“Rooth! It’s over heating!” Arron shouted.

The red rod began to glow.

“Oh Fuck!” Rooth cried dropping the buzzing rod in surprise.

Thunk!

The drain-rod hid the ground without a bounce.

The room went quiet. The cops froze, stupefied by the glowing stick. The implications of what just happened ran through each of their minds.

“Shhiiitt, that sucked. I thought mana drains would hurt less,” Jims wheezed, gasping for breath.

Jim looked around … all the humans in the food court were still frozen in time.

“Note to self, maybe testing my limits can be painful, …” Jim said before noticing all the female cops were also frozen. But they weren’t frozen by time magic, instead they were frozen in fear.

Jim looked down.

Jim and all 6 Time-Cops stared at the glowing magical rod. It seemed to pulse with power.

“Quickly Rooth, dispose of that mana rod through the Aether, it will explode at any moment,” Arron barked.

Jim watched as Rooth nervously step forward, she pointed a laser at the brightly shining rod.

“Which dimension should I defused the energy?!” Rooth asked looking to Arron.

“I don't care! Pick One! If that rode explodes it could prevent time from restarting properly,” Arron said in a panic.

“Right!” Rooth said in a panic, before adjusting her small laser device.

But just as Rooth pulled the trigger.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!