Tied up and to watch as you eat all her ice cream

That Friday you find yourself heading to Adela's apartment. The text she'd sent told you to head into the bedroom, so you do just that. There, you find her waiting on the bed, naked with her arms tied to either bedpost. Biting her lip, she says "Hello Sir."

"Hello indeed."

"You ready to have some fun, Sir?"

"Of course."

"Mhmm. What are you gonna do?"

"Actually, I've got something for this."

You head to Adela's kitchen and search her fridge. There, you find her one tub of ice cream before grabbing a spoon. Back in the bedroom, you look Adela in the eyes, before you begin to eat. Adela watches in horror as you eat more and more of your ice cream. All she can do is lay there and watch as you devour the entire tub. Struggling does her no good, and nor does her pleading.

Once done, you discard the tub onto the floor before leaving the room. There, you are confronted by half a dozen FBI agents who are disgusted by your cruel and unusual methods of domination. It takes a jury of your peers only 69 (nice) seconds to find you guilty of **** and give you a life sentence to be spent in a maximum-security federal prison.