Tianna suggests exposing yourselves

Tianna jumps up, raising her hand like she's in class and making her boobs bounce a few times.

"I know! We could expose ourselves and get rich and famous!"

You all look at her.

"Not like that! I mean we could go public and become celebrities. Everybody wants to hear about people who are more glamorous or important than them so they can live vicariously. We could have our own TV show!"

Olivia pipes in, "If we do that, we might as well become superheroes. Famous people always have stalkers and weirdos following them around and stealing their underwear and stuff. If we were superheroes we could at least beat them up for it."

Maureen looks like she's about to be sick. "I don't want to be a superhero. Maybe a super villain, but not a hero. You'd be a **** to every kid who puts their cat up a tree for attention."

"I can think of three problems with being a supervillain," you chime in, "Problem one is 'F', problem two is 'B', and problem three is 'I'."

"I think we should at least consider becoming celebrities," says Tianna.

"Duly noted," says Jess, "Just so you know I am taking notes. Superhero and supervillain are out; too many potential issues with law enforcement, not to mention the national guard if we get good enough at it."