Through the door

I made one last adjustment to my shirt., pulling it down in front of my crotch some more. My boner made an incredibly obvious and large tent of fabric. The class was coming down behind me any second now. I opened the door and walked out and turned right.

You can do this, Ren. Just walk slowly...

OMG!! PEOPLE!!

I locked eyes with a woman walking directly towards me. She smiled before noticing the panicked look on my face, she finally registered my state of undress and her eyes no longer locked with mine. They were focused solely on my boner.

I looked down and continued walking. The fabric of my shirt rubbed against the tip of my cock. As I walked past her she pivoted on the spot and continued to watch me walk away. The bottom buttons of my shirt open and exposing my bare ass.

_A: _OMB! There are people everywhere!

More people were walking through the corridor. Looking at me and then my boner.

Ok, Ren, just act casual and try to blend in...

This sort of thought was just a coping mechanism.

You're just another office worker on a routine trip to the postroom.

_D: _Ass out and rocking a boner?

_A: _Yep. Happens allll the time.

Did she just wink at me?

The very nerve of her! She just winked again. I've got a good mind to report her to H.R.

Another coping mechanism, blame others.

_A: _Oh I'd love to hear THAT conversation.

_D: _Yep. "I was walking out in the corridors minding my own business... naked from the waist down."

The more I walked the fewer people in front of me. I tried to focus on hiding my ass instead and began tugging the shirt down behind me. Unbeknownst to me, popping two more buttons open.

Nope, nothing to see here, just another humble office worker blending in...

Wearing the very latest in office attire!

I paused in the alcove of a junction, avoiding the gaze of the people behind me and stopping before what sounded like another large crowd. There was a bulletin board on the wall here.

Aaargh! The postroom's right there, but everyone's bunched up ahead.

I'd better wait here for a moment.

I observed the board for a second.

Nope nothing to see here, just another worker browsing the noticeboard.

A poster about a missing pig catches my eye.

Oh wow. Who uses sticky tape on a pinboard?

Wait! What am I thinking?!!! This poster is coverage!!

_D: _Oh please tell me he's not going to use that poster.

_A: _Why not? It's the biggest one on there.

I peeled it off the board and held it in front of me as cover.

The crowd in front of the postroom began to walk away. This was my chance. I began walking and turned the corner into the postroom corridor.

Oh no, two women are still standing there. Thaaaaaat's it, keep looking the other way.

Almost there.

The postroom! At last!

Now for a quick - "Can I have that folder back, please." and I'll be on my way.

And when I get my clothes back I'm heading to the nearest men's room to get dressed, then it's back to my office and forget today ever happened.

As I lay my hand on the postroom door they turned and saw me. Wearing a backwards shirt, no trousers or underwear and holding a poster in front of my crotch that read 'Have you seen my massive hog?'.

_D: _Bwahahahahahaha!

_A: _I don't get it?

_D: _Oh, I bet you don't. Hahahaha!!!

I opened the door, walked in and closed it behind me.

Across the room was a counter for the sorting office. Above the counter was a metal shutter that had been pulled down closed, well mostly. A sign hung from it, it reads 'Gone for training. Back in 2 hours'. I scrunched up the poster in anger.

What?!! But there's no one even here!!

This day couldn't get any worse.

_A: _Wait, was he hoping someone would be here?

_D: _Search me. I quit trying to guess what he'd do five pages ago.