This is Valentine’s

[NYMPHS]

Boys and girls who’ve come of age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will find

This, our town of Valentine’s

[SATYRS]

This is Valentine’s, this is Valentine’s

Lovers squeal in the dead of night

This is Valentine’s, every mind’s a dirty mind

Making love 'til the neighbors gonna start a fight

It's our town, how about some wine?

In this town of Valentine’s

[SUCCUBUS IN A BED]

I am the one crawling into your bed

Horny as hell and skin fiery red

[MAN UNDER A SKIRT]

I am the one hiding under your skirts

Tongue like a snake, make you cum ‘till it hurts

[PROSTITUTES]

This is Valentine’s, this is Valentine’s

Valentine’s, Valentine’s, Valentine’s, Valentine’s.

[SEXY VAMPIRES]

In this town, we call home

Everyone loves to suck on a dong

[MAYOR]

In this town, don’t we love it now?

Everyone’s undressing you with just their eyes

[SATYRS]

Round that corner, slut hiding secrets in her butt

Someone's waiting now to bang, and how you'll

[HARLEY QUINN COSPLAYER]

Scream!

[BURLY LUMBERJACK]

This is Valentine’s

[HARLEY QUINN COSPLAYER]

Red and Black

[TENTACLE MONSTER]

And slimy green

[BURLY LUMBERJACK]

Are you hot?

[SLUTTY CHEERLEADERS]

Well, come on down!

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and feast your eyes

Ride our love on a cheer of sighs

[STEPBROTHER]

Everybody’s cute, everybody’s fine

[STEPSISTER]

In our town of Valentine’s

[NURSE]

I am the nurse with the tear-away scrubs

Here on the clock to give you some rubs

[SECOND NURSE]

I put the "O" in the words, "I love."

[DEVILISH ANGEL]

I am the one who takes care of the doves

[TIED UP SLUT]

I am the one who likes to get hit

Filling your dreams with sadistic shit

[NYMPHS]

This is Valentine’s, this is Valentine’s

Valentine’s, Valentine’s, Valentine’s, Valentine’s.

[SPITROASTED WOMAN]

Devil’s threesomes everywhere

Life is good when he brings a spare.

[DEMON BANGING HER]

The front is his, the back is mine

In our town of Valentine’s

[PROSTITUTES]

In this town

[MAYOR]

Don’t we love it now?

Everyone’s undressing you with just their eyes

[SATYRS]

Aphrodite’s love will fit you like glove

And burn like a fire

Make you jump out of your clothes

This is Valentine’s, everybody shine

[MASTER AND ****]

Won't ya please make way for a very special girl?

[NYMPHS]

Aphrodite, Queen of the morning star

Everyone, hail to the lovely queen now

[ALL CITIZENS]

This is Valentine’s, this is Valentine’s

Valentine’s, Valentine’s, Valentine’s, Valentine’s.

[STEPMOTHERS]

In this town we call home

Everyone, hail to our lovely song

[ALL CITIZENS]

La-la-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Valentine’s, Valentine’s,)

La-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Valentine’s, Valentine’s)

La-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Valentine’s, Valentine’s)

La-la-la, wee (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)