Third Season

Edit: This is a story I started but never quite got around to finish, hopefully I will if I do it on parts here. People are welcome to jump on.

This takes place during the episode of Buffy where Xander joins the swimming team.

“I got to admit it Cordy,” Buffy said from where she was sitting near Cordelia “Xander is pretty damn hot.”

“HEY! Eyes off my boyfriend,” Cordy said defensively. She turned to the other member on the bleachers “You too Willow.”

“Huh?” was all Willow managed to reply as she stared out at her long time crush swimming laps in the pool.

Cordelia sighed, she wasn't aware Xander was quite as attractive as she had imagined (and too be perfectly honest, she had imagined a lot). However she was fairly certain that up until this point Buffy had never once thought of Xander in an arousing way, and while Willow had always crushed on him, seeing him nearly naked probably gave a lot more fuel to her fantasies.

And to any person who wasn't usually paranoid about their position in society they probably wouldn't take this as a worry that friends would be scheming to steal their boyfriend.

Unfortunately years at the top of the social ladder had made Cordelia extremely paranoid. And it had also taught her the best thing to do was scheme right back. Even if that required a totally crazy scheme.

“Hey,” Cordelia began, figuring the best way would be to come right out and say it. “Would you two like to sleep with Xander?”

“Well a sleepover would be nice but isn't ....” Willow began before pausing. “OH! You mean ... ummmm .... What!?”

“Yeah,” Buffy chimed in a shocked voice. “I echo her what.”

“Well, I figure with the way you are both staring, you are planning on making a play at my boyfriend,” Cordy pointed out “So I figure I let you have him, under my terms, you get it out of your system, and you agree to let me have him. Buffy I know you must be dying for some male contact after you last experience with Angel, and Willow has been trying to get him into her pants since puberty.”

“Blunt as always Cordy,” Buffy replied, though she didn't mention that she thought Cordy was correct. “So, we have sex with Xander and then what, he justs forgets about us and stays with you?”

“Oh,” Cordy said as she realized that she hadn't put any thought into how to convince the person who she was talking about sharing.

“Just forgets,” Willow murmured thinking. “We could do a memory spell so he wouldn't remember.”

“That could work!” Cordy replied excitedly.

“Hey now,” Buffy said realizing this was going from weird to dangerous territory. “Last I checked we shouldn't go around casting memory spells on our friends.”

“Just think of this as getting back at him for that whole love spell fiasco,” Cordelia tried to reason.

“Yeah ...” Buffy murmured, he had been willing to use magic for a bit of unethical purposes. “But ... he never actually went through and did anything.”

Willow thought for a moment “Oh, I know. There is this perfect spell, lowers inhibitions and at the end makes the person think everything was just a dream.”

“Still seeing a whole lot of **** mind control there Will,” Buffy told her friend.

“Well you have to get the person to agree to it as well, though technically they don't have to know what is exactly is going on. They just have to be offered a promise of something, and told that there is a price to pay for it.”

“So we have to offer him something and when he agrees to it he has to do what we want?” Cordelia said, trying to conceal how excited she was by the idea.

“Well kinda. It only lowers his inhibitions, he won't do something he would never even consider. Also the more tempting the promise, the more he will be willing to do,” Willow explained. “What could we offer him thought that he would be willing to do pretty much anything for it?”

Buffy and Cordelia instantly replied “Sex.”

Cordelia looked at Buffy letting the Slayer think for a few moments, “So, you in Buffy?”

Buffy thought about it. Since Angel had gone all evil her usual after Slayer sessions hadn't been satisfying her nearly as much. She looked out across the pool were Xander was getting out, his surprisingly tone body glistening covered only by a speedo. And Buffy realized, thought she could see probably 95% of his body, it was the last five percent she really wanted to see.

“It must be something in the air we are breathing, but yes, I'm in. What do we have to do.”

“Well the spell will create a pill that we have to get him to take. Then all we have to do is make the promise and get him to agree to pay for it, though we don't have to state what payment is wanted. Then we will have a few days where he has lowered inhibitions, meaning he will do pretty much anything we ask, and we move from there. At the end we fulfill the promise. It is really like a big complicated magical bargain really.”

“Sounds easy enough,” Cordelia said. “We take Xander to the Bronze tonight, get him to drink the magic happy pill, and then Buffy and I work him into a state on the dance floor where he will agree to do anything. Think we can do that Buffy.”

Buffy thought back to the beginning of the school year when she had danced with Xander to make Angel jealous. She was able to feel a very considerable bulge from him. “We definitely can,” she confidently answered.