Think about it

"Look, you're sexy and all, very sexy!" said Taylor, "But do you have any idea how much crap I have to put up with from the paparazzi? Any man who marries me will live under a microcope."

You think about this.

"How about you go on tour with me and we just fuck after every show?" asked Taylor, "I'll put you up in the finest hotels, make sure you eat like a king, get spa treatments...anything you want!"

"I'd be your fuckable boy toy?"

"Oh yeahhhh," cooed Taylor.