They suggest a race

“In that case,” said the Dodo solemnly, rising to its feet, “I move that the meeting adjourn, for the immediate adoption of more energetic remedies—”

“Speak English!” said the Eaglet. “I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and, what’s more, I don’t believe you do either!” And the Eaglet bent down its head to hide a smile: some of the other birds tittered audibly.

“What I was going to say,” said the Dodo in an offended tone, “was, that the best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race.”

“What is a Caucus-race?” said Alice; not that she wanted much to know, but the Dodo had paused as if it thought that somebody ought to speak, and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.

“Why,” said the Dodo, “the best way to explain it is to do it.”

First it marked out a race-course, in a sort of circle, “the exact shape doesn’t matter,” it said, and then all the party were placed along the course, here and there. There was no “One, two, three, and away,” but they began running when they liked, and left off when they liked, so that it was not easy to know when the race was over. However, when they had been running half an hour or so, and were quite dry again, the Dodo suddenly called out “The race is over!” and they all crowded round it, panting, and asking, “But who has won?”

This question the Dodo could not answer without a great deal of thought, and it sat for a long time with one finger pressed upon its forehead (the position in which you usually see Shakespeare, in the pictures of him), while the rest waited in silence. At last the Dodo said, “Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.”

“But who is to give the prizes?” quite a chorus of voices asked.

“Why, she, of course,” said the Dodo, pointing to Alice with one finger; and the whole party at once crowded round her, calling out in a confused way, “Prizes! Prizes!”

Alice had no idea what to do, she was still naked and her arms were firmly planted over her most private bits. With no prizes to give, the poor girl practically rolled up into a ball and while the crowd surrounded her. “I haven’t anything to give!” she cries out.

“But she must have some prize to give!” said the Mouse.

“Of course,” the Dodo replied very gravely. “But what?”

“I have nothing,” said Alice sadly.

“I’ve never seen a human without their fur before,” the Mouse begins to say.

“Clothes,” Alice corrects, her voice squeaking slightly as she connects the imaginary dots.

“Gesundheit” said the Mouse, “as I was saying, how about she moves her arms. I am quite curious what we will find.”

“A most educational idea!” the Dodo agrees, “remove you arms!” said the Dodo.

Seeing no other option, Alice gulps and slowly stands straight up and then moves her arms to her side.

Then they all crowded round her once more, all of these quite strange creatures, all of which stare at the now completely exposed Alice.

“What are those round things on your chest?” The Duck asks, tilting its head.

“Breasts” she answers, “people tend to like mine I think...I think they are too big.”

“Why are there only two?” the Mouse asks, “how are you supposed to milk the young?”

Alice blushes as bright as a cranberry at that, “I—” she thinks for a moment before conceding that she does not know.

“Humans look odd without their fur” the Dodo concedes, “you may cover up we have had our prize.” The rest of the creatures nod.

Relieved, Alice covers herself again.

“The human, everyone!” the Dodo exclaims, causing all of the creatures to cheer for Alice, who awkwardly bows.