They sign on the dotted line

Bitch Tammy Cole and Miss H Teacher of Pain were on such a role, and so keen to sink their claws into these creeps on in TWS that they signed on the dotted line the first chance they had. They had wanted to take on the World Heavyweight Champion and the Tag Team Champions of this new supposedly male-dominated wrestling federation, True Wrestling Superstars.

Instead, what they got was a vicious test match, a four against four, guys against girls steel cage survivor series match, no holds barred, involving a bunch of nasty thugs and experienced bone-breakers, co-captained by the TWS US Champion, Commando Steve Delgado, along with his ally, Repo Man Otis Kohls and the TWS Latin champion, Mr Muscles Tango Star Hector de la Romantico. Completing the favourites team was Bouncer Burns. Each of these four men had long winning streaks, with most of their opponents ending up with serious injuries. They were not to be taken lightly.

 And in agreeing to fight them in a steel cage, the girls accepted whatever females would be thrown into their team, and as it happened, one was a large lady with the aspiring potential of becoming a pro-wrestler, but really she just needed the money and the thrill of it, La Gigantina Penelope Pitstop, who had no speed, agility, repertoire of moves or ring experience and the other was Roller-Waitress Barbie, a small blonde slutty waitress from a nearby diner, who did not have a clue about wrestling, had no strength, no resiliance, no agility, no ring presence and no literacy skills that could have told her what she was signing up for. Her only hope was that the other girls either give her good tips if ever she has to step into the ring at all or keep her out in the team's waiting cage.

The place was to be fitted with a special three compartment cage, with one area for the three members of each team who were waiting to be tagged, and a main area in the middle of the ring. The referees would be able to control the switch so that only when one wrestler goes to the revolving door at their end of the cage and thus exits the match (for the time being) can another wrestler (from the same team) be tagged in. This one thing the refs would be very strict on, and there was no way out of it.

Either way, there was no escape, no rules, no mercy, winner takes all in a 10,000 dollar winning team gets all maega prize main event match. And the match would go on until each of the four members of one of the two teams has been pinned, or has submitted.

As this was going to be the main event of the evening, the ladies had a chance to peek through the curtain during the evening, to witness The Colossal Mick Warship beat two helpless opponents to a pulp in a handicap match (They weighed half of what he does put together, the poor fools).

Then they saw the Tag Team Champions, Fireman Raul and Shark Boy sneak a cheating pin on their opponents using a fire extinguisher behind the referee's back. In match number three, they saw Gigolo Rick Rude make mincemeat out of some kid in a mask, The Green Dragon of the East. He was beaten so hard that it was clear we will never see the Green Dragon of the East again.

And the last match before the cage match main event of this TWS event was between its World Heavyweight Champion Slasher Mc Quinn, along with Karate Kid Lee Steamboat, beating the Bushwackers, Luke and Butch, mashing up their heads with under-handed moves, pinning them and dropping them head first into a rubbish canister. Charming! thought the ladies - what a bunch of crooks they have assembled here, and what a piece of work they are! Well, I'm sure we can beat them all, after all, they're ONLY males.

Anyway, now that we know how rough these guys fight, we'll go into that cage match ready to reak havoc in there, show them what girls can do, and to mess these guys up. It seems to be the culture around here.