Fortunately for you, the man in charge of the broadcast was a genius who was able to get all the TV in the US to show your broadcast. Right now as we speak, all over america people suddenly started to take off their clothes and have sex. Most didn't care about gender, those few that did were lucky enough to find someone of the same gender. Now not everyone was watching TV, and you wanted the world to become like this. Your solution...
"Listen up people, if you see someone who wasn't affected by my power. Find them, and make sure they watch some TV." Afterwards you had your news teem put the broadcast on repeat. Now next step, become president, no, KING of america. You made your way to your future castle the white house, (good thing you lived in Washington).
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