They're all Naked

Around twenty students had gathered to watch the spectacle of the French maid and the sexy school girl fighting two girls with huge perms. Those students were, to a person, now completely naked.

There was complete silence for a heartbeat. Then a girl squealed, and then another, and suddenly twenty naked students exploded in different directions in a desperate search for clothing.

“Uh-oh,” I said. I hadn’t meant to scatter naked people all over the campus.

“Omigod,” said Alice. “We so have to get out of here.”

I fully agreed with her assessment and we quickly made tracks. The last thing we saw as we made our getaway was the completely bare figures of Tara and Bit struggling to their feet and waddling away, each with one arm across their hips and the other across their breasts.