The spare bedroom.

"Colombe," you can stay in the spare bedroom. We can fuck every time you have a successful haul, and my live-in maid is going to be Bebe Rexha, and she has a fetish for acting like a sluttly submissive maid, so you can boss her around and treat her like worthless whore."

"I would love that," says Dove.

"Good, now I want you to burglarize Kris Kardashian and all of her daughters over the next few months. Once you steal from Kris and the first of her daughters."

"Oui, I can do that," she says.

"Good, and Nicki Minay and Cardi B too. They are shallow and materialistic too, so they'll have lots of bling."

"Oui."

It's late, so you and Dove go to bed.