The salesman knocks on the door

Just as you say that, a knock makes you jump.

"Sir, your kids are causing a ruckus out here." The salesman calls.

Quickly deciding what to do, you unlock the door, and pull the salesman through. He looks about 18/19, just a little younger than you. He looks absolutely shocked, unsure of what to do.

"Um… you can't- I mean- no sex-" he stutters.

"Hey," you say, putting a hand on his shoulder, "it's okay to like this. We might even let you join in."

"I'm not gay." He says, still slightly shaky.

"Are you sure about that?" You ask, placing a hand on his crotch.