The pub

“Fancy a quick stop at the Fox first, if you’re lucky Andy will be working.” She gives you a big grin as she mentions Andy. He is a barman at the pub, and in a drunken moment one night you confessed to her he was pretty hot, although in Lucy’s retelling of the conversation, you confessed he was hot and every time you saw him you just wanted to rip your clothes off and lay your naked body over the bar for his pleasure.

“Up yours” is about the best reply you can give your teasing friend, hoping the slight blush at the thought of Andy and you fucking over the bar isn’t too obvious.

You walk up the road, Lucy reminding you of your confession about Andy, this latest retelling having you saying how you would strip in the pub if he asked, even if the place was packed full, while you try to change the subject, unsuccessfully.

Thankfully the pub is not too far, and by the time your Lucy’s version of your confession has you admitting you would walk into the pub stark naked to get his attention, you are at the door.

“So, going to strip if Andy is working?” Lucy asks as she pushes the door open. You decide silence is the best option, and simply ease past her to get inside.