The office

You dial the office. You don't really want to go to work, do you?

The phone rings a few times, as your wife continues to work her way down your cock, slurping and sucking to try and make you hard again.

Eventually, your secretary Jane answers.

"Hi, it's me," you start, but gasp as your wife runs a finger around your asshole.

"Are you O.K?" Jane asks.

"Well, mostly," you begin. "But I've been working out and I'm a little stiff this morning, so I'm going to be in late."

Your wife giggles a little too loudly at your obvious lie and you're sure Jane heard, then she begins to work her way slowly up your body.

"Ok, shall I rearrange your appointments for later in the week?"

"Yes, that would be good" you murmur, looking to finish the call off quickly.

Before you can hang up Jane adds, "Can I just ask you about a paper that came in this morning?"