The next day

Randy decided to skip work the next day. If his boss called he could just make up a lie that he knew he would believe regardless.

He went to the nearby college campus. It was a private college, filled with wealthy, entitled brats ripe for him to fuck and fuck with.

As he made his way to the campus, he saw a girl sitting forlornly on some steps. When he approached her, she gave a courtesy smile.

"You can trust me completely," he told her. "I couldn't help but notice how sad you looked. You want to tell me what's happening?"

The girl sighed. "Well, this college is full of rich people, and I'm here on a scholarship. It doesn't make me very popular, especially since I'm smarter than half the people in my sorority."

"What do you want to be?"

"I want to go into IT."

"Well, you're in luck. I work at an IT firm, and since you agreed to be my girlfriend, I can get you a paid internship there!"

"Oh thank you!" the girl said. Then she got sad again. "But what am I supposed to do about the bullies in my sorority?"

"I'll deal with them. What is a boyfriend for?"

She smiled. "You're such a great boyfriend."

"I know. By the way, what's your name?"

"Vanessa Jones."

"Okay Vanessa. Take me to your sorority so we can deal with those bitches."

Vanessa took his hand and led him to her sorority, Kappa Epsilon Delta.