The next day, at the trial…

Judge Philip Mason looked at Victoria sternly and he stroked his graying beard. Her foofy outfit wasn’t to his liking, but it wasn’t outside the roles either. “Ms. Masters, are you ready to deliver your opening statement?”

“Yes your honor,” said Victoria. She got up, wobbling a bit from not being used to such high heels. She also had a little trouble walking around her table because of the vibrator in her pussy, but she knew it would be unprofessional to go into court without one.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is a sexual harassment case. Keep that in mind at all times, because the defendant’s lawyer will try to confuse you. For example, they’ll tell you that because my client is so plain and boring to look at, touching her isn’t really sexual. But remember, just because she doesn’t have great tits like me, doesn’t mean she isn’t a woman.”

The jury sat at attention, surprised by hearing such language from a lawyer.

“They’ll also try to tell you that Lisbeth Young is frigid, that she can’t have multiple orgasms in that way that a hot slut like me can. But don’t be fooled. Just because Lisbeth has never let a man touch her doesn’t mean she overreacts to everything the men around her do.”

Judge Mason looked at Lisbeth’s outraged face and wondered if he had any legal grounds to stop Victoria. This strange defense obviously wasn’t what her client wanted, but Victoria hadn’t broken any legal rules yet.

“Finally,” said Victoria, “I want you all to do a simple task for me. I want you all to look at me and imagine that I was the victim here. Don’t think about my client’s dull brown hair and flat chest. Think about my beautiful blond hair and my great rack. Would you want that spoiled? Would you want a hottie like me to be groped and licked and sucked and fucked at work? No, you wouldn’t. And if my hot bod deserves that respect, then you’re all hypocrites unless you protect her ugly ass just as much. Thank you.”

Victoria sat down next to her client and whispered in her ear. “Wow! That sounded even better than when I practiced it!”