The naked mile

Alaina and Marlena are clearly very aware of the... effect that they're having on you and Greg. They smile and laugh when they see the looks on your faces, Marlena whispering something in Alaina's ear. For a brief second, you see Marlena's full breast brush against Alaina's small, perky one, and you feel like you're losing so much blood that you could pass out at any second.

Once the women are done giggling to themselves about you and Greg's amazement, they set off running without a word. Seeing their bodies jiggle and bounce as they run away from you is one of the best moments in your life thus far.

They turn around the corner quickly after and Greg turns to you. "Dude!" he says, sticking his hand up into the air for a high-five. "Man, thank you for helping us crush that game of beer pong." He laughs to himself. "So, Marlena or Alaina for you?"