The most phallic thing you can find (costs 50 guts)

There's a lot of good options here and your imagination is running wild. You feel as though the exercise is less about finding her favorite type of candy and more about finding the one that'd be the most fun to watch her eat... though, you could watch this girl chew tic-tacs and still get aroused by it, you think. You're almost literally a kid in a candy store as you think about all of the exciting possibilities!

"Having a hard time choosing?" Bubblegum questions, snapping you back into reality. She grins teasingly, then leans over the desk, resting her chin on the backs of her folded hands. "Could it be that you're really into candy, Bowie? I'm a little surprised. Remember: you're picking for me, not for you!"

As if rising to the challenge posed by her teasing, you find what you consider to be the perfect option-- and it's not in the box. Instead, you walk to the small freezer tucked away in one corner of the shop, then pull out what you knew you'd find there: a chocolate banana. It's a frozen treat that's rare to find in ordinary stores, but just perfectly suited for a place where you might feed it to a cute clown girl. The banana is chilled, coated in a layer of chocolate, and then wrapped up in cute packaging. As you walk back over, relishing in her surprised expression, you pull the wrapper off and exposed the chocolate. You hold it out to her, chocolate side first.

"I did say candy, didn't I? I know we specialize in all sorts of things, but that's stretching the definition a bit, don't you think?" she asks, raising one eyebrow.

Something feels a little off. Could it be that she doesn't like chocolate? Come to think of it, you haven't seen her step into the chocolate side of the store for nearly the whole time you've been inside. You ask her outright if she doesn't care for this.

"It's... a bit rich for my tastes," she admits, the corner of her mouth twitching just a bit as she gives the answer. It feels like her composure is breaking, somewhat. It also feels like she's hiding something...

With a mischievous grin, you press forward, now pushing the chocolate banana up against her lips. You might be getting a bit carried away, but it's fun to see this side of Bubblegum that you haven't seen before. She lowers her hands and bears down against the counter you've pushed her back into, so that her butt hits up against it. Her eyes screw up in what now seems clearly to be annoyance, as you trace her pretty, pink-painted lips with the tip of what most would consider a perfectly tasty treat. She's treating it like it's offensive, somehow.

You tell her that customers probably aren't going to shop here if she acts like she doesn't even like the stuff they sell. It's good, right? Riiiiight?

The girl gasps, then grimaces in a stormy expression that causes a sudden shock of fear to travel down your spine. She corrects the expression in a moment, though with some effort-- her brow is still furrowed. "Of course it's good, silly!" she returns, then sticks out her tongue, gingerly licking at the banana's tip. "Mmmm.... mmmmmmmm~" she coos, though you think it's just for show.

You decide to push your luck further. If it's that good, then she should eat it more enthusiastically! With a big grin, you begin to push the chocolate banana into her mouth, over the lips and past the gums, as they say.

She looks now blatantly offended, but keeps her eyes locked with yours, now making a lewd face as she sucks the banana you're forcing on her. "Mmmmm... mmmmmmmm!" she repeats. This time, it's half her salesmanship, half her legitimately being unable to talk with the giant banana in her mouth. You savor the expression she's being **** to make, with her lips extending and distending over the surface. Her facepaint leaves a long, pink streak down the otherwise deep brown surface of the chocolate. You can see saliva beginning to drip from the corners of her mouth as well. The indignant expressions he's making is giving you goosebumps of excitement and fear at the same time.

Pushing your luck as never before, you stand close to her, causing her to lean backwards over the counter as you essentially have her deep-throat the popsicle. She's taking it like a champ, like she's done this before. You're getting really into it too, rhythmically thrusting the banana in and out-

CRUNCH

You feel yourself nearly jump out of your skin as the sharp sound shoots out and reverberates through the candy shop. You weren't alone, either-- a crowd of customers had gathered to watch and all of them jumped as well. Some of them cross their hands over their groins reflexively. Bubblegum has put an end to your chocolate banana fellatio by biting straight through the whole thing.

She stands back up slowly, causing you to shrink back into yourself. Once you're all the way off her, she pulls the banana out of her lips and drops it into the trashcan. A terrifying expression rests on her face: it's a calm smile, but with such an aura of malice, you think you might never touch a chocolate banana again. Bubblegum has made it very clear that whatever funny business the two of you might get up to-- today or in the future-- she wants it on her terms.

Her eyes look from customer to customer. "Oh! You're all here to buy something, I take it?" she addresses all of the onlookers, who stop just short of jumping again now that her attention is on them.

Sales turn out to be very good today. You even get a cut. They told you work here might be scary...

((Lost 50 guts))

((Gained 30 wealth))