The imposter among us

The imposter among us:

34 minutes ago...

"Tell me Butcher, is all this because of Becca?!" Asked Haddock.

"It has always been! She was all i had of this shitty world." Answered Butcher after he drank another glass of whiskey.

"I'm telling you kindly, you have to let her go, Find another one, You still have a long life ahead of you!"

Butcher drank another glass. "Fuck, i drank a lot, i have to piss!" He changed the subject.

"Go on, but Butcher,Think about what I said to you."

"Aye Aye Captain!" Butcher left the Bridge of Sea Whore stumbling. He went to the back of ship's deck.

"I spent six Fucking years searching for her to findout she's raising Superman's Bastard Son in a friendly neighborhood."

Butcher unzipped his pants and began to piss in the sea.

"she is not even willing to accept my help and now she treats me like a stranger." Said Butcher to himself mockingly.

"I am willing to do anything to return to my happy days with her once again!"

"Tic Toc, Mr Butcher. I can use my hypnosis skills to bring you back to those happy days!" Said Mad Hatter from behind him.

Butcher zipped up his pants and turned around quickly.

"Fuck off Hatter. Go and join the rest of the Clowns."

"Unfortunately, Mr. Butcher, I can not pass up such a kindness."

Butcher felt dizzy and the next thing he remembered was punching kiteman to **** for no reason.

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"Bloody Hell, What the Fuck was that?!" Asked Captain Boomerang while zipping up his pants.

"How the fuck i know?! Whatever it was, we're in a Fucked up situation." Answered killer frost while trying to get dressed.

Captain Boomerang opened the door of the cabin.He could hear Catwoman and Deadshot arguing violently in the second cabin.

"You Fucking idiot, you promised me to pull out!"

"I'm really Sorry, but Didn't you hear the loud explosion? I was shocked. I think that Butcher blew up the brain of one of us."

"So this is your stupid excuse for pumping all of your sperms inside me?!"

The sound of their quarrel filled the whole corridor But no sound was heard from Harley's cabin.

"Fuckin' hell,that must be them!" Said Captain Boomerang anxiously.

He opened the door of the first room.

The walls and floor of the room were covered in blood, and Mitchell's headless body lay on the floor with his abdomen. In the other corner of the room, Harley Quinn, naked and covered in blood and sauce, squatted and sobbed sadly.

"Why does everyone I fall in love with die? First Mr.J after that Ivy and now Condiment king. I think i'm cursed."

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"I think we lost one of our friends!" Said Riddler with a smile.

"I hope it was Mitchell!" Said Kiteman.

"Some thing's Wrong, i can feel it, with my shark senses!" Said Kingshark.

"We must check on them." Said Rustam.

"I come with you!" Said Redhood.

"Me too, i think they might need our help." Added Kingshark.

"They're probably just Fucking, Send my worst regards to that lucky Bastard Mitchell!" Kiteman said with hatred.

Rustam, Redhood and KingShark left the saloon searching for others while Kiteman and Riddler stayed in the saloon with Weasel who was jerking off in the dark corner of his cage.

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"*to be Continued...*"