The ground floor

Before deciding where you want to go on the ground floor you decide you should read the descriptions on the map key. The locations on the ground floor are the lounge, the "men's room", the "women's room", and the group room.

According to the map, the LOUNGE is "a place to relax and meet new friends and lovers for your exciting time at the party. Have a drink, chat, share a kiss." In bold beneath that is a request not to "expel bodily fluids" onto the carpet in the lounge area.

The MEN'S ROOM is a "great place to get together with the guys and talk about whatever pops up. Curious? Why not explore your other side with just the men." That doesn't sound like they want your sort in their room.

The WOMEN'S ROOM is an "elegant and sensual retreat for girls to be girls and girls to have fun with girls. Meet exciting ladies of all shapes, sizes, and colors here and get to know them a lot better than you would at any regular party." That's a little more inviting.

The GROUP ROOM description invited you to "come and play where everyone is welcome and anything goes. You can't be shy if you want to visit this room, you're going to have to dive right in and get to know people up close and personal." The description for this room includes a bold request "do not masturbate in the doorway". You giggle at that one.

Which will it be?