The gold digger

You see a hot blonde in a black leather dress. She looks at you while she plays with her skirt.

You walk up to her. "Hello, pretty lady."

"Hi yourself," she says as she tosses her hair and smiles.

She cannot lie to me.

"So, you think I'm attractive?" you ask.

"Yes, of course," she says.

"If you found out I was poor, would you still be interested in me?" you ask.

"God no!" she blurted out before looking shocked at her brutal honesty. "I mean, I...I would...I...I..."

"You want a guy to shower you with gifts?"

"Yes," she says.