The girl next door

It's all the local men have been talking about: Jessica Alba's your new neighbor! After breaking up with her boyfriend, she decided to take a break from showbiz. She moved out to the country to the next house down the road from you.

You ran into her at the store and introduced yourself, but she wasn't interested in getting to know you. She just smiled and nodded and left as soon as she could. Obviously, she just wants to be left alone.

You live alone, a lifelong bachelor. You spend most of your nights drinking and watching porn. Tonight's a little different: instead of porn, you put on Ms. Alba's last movie, Honey. You idly stroke your cock as you watch her gyrate and sweat in her skimpy outfit. You wish you could just jump through that screen...

You look out your window at the distant lights from Jessica's house. It's pretty late. There's no one else around for miles.

Why settle when you can have the real thing? You decide to pay your new neighbor a visit.