The game awaits

You pull your head back away, just as he started to lean in for the kiss. Not that you notice, as his face once again becomes a featureless blur to you. You avert your eyes anyway, still blushing strongly.

This is starting to get out of hand, you think. You're getting caught up in the flow and acting like a couple, but you barely know this guy! If you don't regain some control, you might wind up spreading your legs for this guy before you even learn his surname. You press your thighs together, trying to ignore the hot arousal that's building at the thought of that.

You take a deep breath, and try to pull your mind above the surface of the **** it's swimming in. You're just here to have a laugh with a new friend. That's all.

And laugh you shall.

"Am I hitting you?!" Adrian yells through his laughter.

"I think we're on opposite ends of the map!" you yell back, lauging equally hard.

"Shit, I just broke part of the stage. Do we have to strip something from this room now?"

"I fell out of the ring!"

"Does that count as losing all your clothes?"

"No, I think it just reset us."

"Aaaaaaaaa!"

"Gaaaaahahahaha!"

You both devolve into screams and laughter as you mash buttons wildly, until finally...

Shatter!

You pause the game, and look at each other. Your laughter redoubles as you both realise neither of you can tell what just broke.