The full treatment.

"How about the full treatment?" you ask.

"Good choice, Parker," Mrs. Anderson says. You sit at the vanity and she looks closely at your face. "Oh, yes, there's a lot I can do with this. You've got such beautiful skin and amazing eyelashes."

The next hour or so is quite an education as she shows you how to use lip gloss, eyeshadow, mascara, blush, eyeliner, moisturizer, and concealers. You are amazed at the whole transformation. You started out rather beautiful, you think, but now you look stunning. Perhaps you look a little slutty, but you've noticed this is a popular look in Rosestead.

"Why don't you take off that robe and I'll show you how to use a little body makeup if necessary and we'll see about shaving your legs and underarms?" Mrs. Anderson says.

You figure you might as well at this point and, still a little embarrassed, you disrobe for her.

She gives a little gasp. "Oh, Parker! You're gorgeous already! Even that little thing of yours is sexy and feminine looking. I'm betting you won't have it much longer; it might even be gone by morning. Believe me though, you're not going to miss it. Men like to think they're the superior sex, but most women know better. Now let's see about getting you shaved."

She gets out a razor, some shaving cream, and a bowl of water, and gently shaves your underarms and legs. "Now, what do you want me to do about that pubic hair? Shaved or trimmed?"