The feast begins, everyone is seated accordingly.

The Grand Hall is crowded with Stark loyalists, Lannister soldiers, and busty servants, who Robert Baratheon couldn't his hands from. The rest of the royal family : Cersei, Jaime, Joffrey, Catelyn, Robb, Bran, Arya, Sansa and the Imp were setting together on the highest platform. Rickon, Tomas and Mycella were busy playing with Shaggydog in the corridor. Tyrion was seated between the luscious Sansa that wore a very low cut silk gown, displaying her massive cleavage, and his sister, Cersei who was glowing this evening, perhaps ignoring the fact that her husband was literally groping every human being with tits. He was sitting right in front of Catelyn .

As the ladies of the house were busy discussing their husbands, Tyrion tried to make the feast a bit interesting.