The decision is made for you.

You are sitting there on the sofa. You have to admit to yourself that it is quite comfortable; However, after a while of just sitting there, you get quite bored. Looking at your watch, you nod with the realization that there is nothing to watch on TV right now.

Realizing you are technically a millionaire, you think about the opportunity to buy your own TV station, airing everything from hit shows like "MAS*H" to shows you wish were never cancelled so quickly, like "Firefly". "Man, that guy that played the Captain was good!", you think to yourself. "I wonder what he's doing now."

Suddenly, you remember he's on some other show you saw a commercial for the other day while you were watching one of the many crap reality shows that kick-off early every new year. You consider turning-on your TV & trying to find an episode (perhaps "On-Demand", this newer thing you've heard so much about).

Before you can, however, you hear what sounds like a knocking at the door... YOUR door, you realize now. Hearing nothing for a while, you consider the idea you were hearing things in your new environment, until it comes again.

Finally, the knocking becomes not only loud, but near-incessant. You rise from the sofa, & approach the door. Putting the chain-lock on, you open the door a crack.

Looking out, you see what is doubtfully a criminal, but certainly a female.

"Can I help you?!" you ask her.

"It would appear so!" she says, "considering you're inside & I'm stuck out here! The studio told me I lived here last week, but now my key won't work!"

"Uhhh.... Give me just a second!" you tell her, holding-up a halting finger on your left hand where she can see it.

You then close the door to consider your options.