The date goes poorly

You answer the door to find Ronnie looking like he just got off work. His hair is a mess, he's unshaven, and he's wearing old jeans and a t-shirt for some software company. Under-dressed for a date, but a deal is a deal. He gives you a bouquet of dandelions which you pretend to put in a vase while he is in the other room, but you actually throw away.

He takes you to some dive bar for dinner. It's a noisy, dirty place, the sort of place you would never go, and they serve you some messy wings that Ronnie gets on his face. The biker waiter grabs your ass when you get up to go to the bathroom and when you look back Ronnie is actually smiling about it.

Ronnie goes on and on about his job as a computer technician and it sounds like he might live with his mom. It's weird being on such a lousy first date with someone you have had sex with, although you have been on worse. Ronnie keeps touching your leg throughout the dinner and the worst is when he leans in and kisses you and actually gets the wing sauce on your lower lip.

After dinner you want to run far, far away, but he's driving so you go see a movie. Some action movie with that bald guy from Sixth Sense. You can't remember his name. Ronnie spills his drink on you before the movie starts, cops a feel when he's wiping it off, and then spends most of the movie groping your breasts and trying to kiss you. About halfway through you give up and make out with him while he grabs your breast through your blouse, but you don't let it go on too long.

"So you wanna go back to my place or what?" he says as you are walking back to his car.

You don't answer right away. You consider whether or not Ronnie is going to get lucky and also where your mace is in your purse.