The crew are on the Skeld

The Skeld spaceship was crewed by ten people;

1. White; the ship's captain.
2. Orange; an abrasive jackass.
3. Blue; the security officer.
4. Purple; a female on the crew.
5. Pink; an insecure member of the crew who doesn't really contribute much apart from pointless and often gets in the way of other cremates completing their tasks. She was just stationed to fill out the female quota.
6. Brown; a religious member of the crew who's values are horribly counter to everyone else's.
7. Black; a confrontational member of the crew. He hates Blue as he keeps getting taught by him.
8. Yellow; a member of the crew who only speaks Chinese.
9. Red; a rookie who might one day be a capable leader in his own right.
10. Green; an even bigger rookie than Red. She is fresh out of recruit.

"Okay" said Captain White, "our tasks for today are emptying the garbage, clearing asteroids, charting the course, cleaning the O2 filter, priming the shields, downloading data, fueling engines, swiping the card-"

The entire crew groaned at hearing that.

"-diverting power to communications, aligning the engine output, diverting power, starting the reactor and inspecting the sample. Any questions"

"Yeah, why are we all wearing spacesuits?" asked Orange.