The clumsy Amazon loses her belt, and falls!

Candace backs away as the old wooden ladder falls apart around her. She watches as Wonder Woman slips from the window! The helpless heroine lets out an "Aack!," and falls clumsily from the eight-foot height, landing face-down in an oily, muddy puddle. Her belly lands on some of the broken ladder pieces.

"Jesus," Candace mutters.

Wonder Woman rolls to her side, sputtering and trying to spit oily water and mud out of her mouth. At the same time she's curling up in pain. One of the broken ladder rungs has poked her right in the gut! She's holding her belly and rolling from side to side.

Candace kneels down and puts her hand on Wonder Woman. "Are you gonna be okay?," she asks, staring in disbelief at the accident-prone Amazon.

Wonder Woman has gotten to her knees, but is still doubled over, clutching her belly. She finally catches her breath. "Uuuhhhnnn.... ooohhh.... yeah....," she finally says, spitting a little bit more oily water out. She starts trying to stand up.

"Here," the intern says, standing back up and reaching down to grab Wonder Woman's hand. Before she can object, the Amazon is pulled up off the ground. In a second she's standing, and the two women bump into each other. Surprised, Wonder Woman starts to lose her footing, but the younger woman grabs her around her waist and holds her.

The frazzled Amazon blushes at the close contact, face-to-face, chest-to-chest. "Whew," she says, backing away. She looks down at the younger woman's breasts, then quickly back up at her face. This is like deja vu for the clumsy crimefighter. It's just like in Steve's office, you know, in the "Diana gets off to a rocky start with her pretty partner" thread, when the intern picks Diana Prince up off the floor!

"Thank you, Candace," Wonder Woman says, catching her breath, holding her belly, and wiping grime from her face.

The intern thinks a moment. "How did you know my first name? Inside the building, I only identified myself as Etfield."

Wonder Woman bites her lip. "Oh, uh... I just... I mean, well... Steve... Steve told me about you."

"I see," Candace nods her head, then ponders some more. "But I just started yesterday."

Wonder Woman is flustered. "Uh...."

"Well never mind," Candace brushes the conversation aside. "Where's your belt and all?"

Wonder Woman looks down at her waist. "Oh no," she says, and looks up at the window whence she'd fallen. Barely visible at the edge of the window sill are her golden girdle and lasso! They'd stuck on the window hardware!

She looks at Candace. "I need those!"

"What do you mean, you 'need' them?"

Wonder Woman takes a deep breath and admits to the young intern that she's powerless without her magical golden power belt. Candace shakes her head again. "Well that's just fucking great," she says. "The ladder's broken. Can you, uh, do that jump thing?"

Wonder Woman looks at her sheepishly. "I'd need the belt in order to have the power to jump."

Candace rolls her eyes again. "Okay, tell you what, let's go to my place and get you... well, get both of us cleaned up. We can call Steve Trevor and get him to send somebody here to retrieve your thingies."

The heroine looks downcast. She hates for Steve to find out she's had another embarrassing blunder.

"Hey," the younger woman says sympathetically, "I know what you're thinking. You hate for Steve to find out you've had another embarrassing blunder."

Wonder Woman looks in shock at the young blonde. "Another...?"

"Oh, I mean, I just meant, a blunder. Look, let's get to my place. Do you have, uh, well, a car or whatever?" She's not sure how the superheroine gets around town.

"Uh...," Wonder Woman thinks. She has her Mercedes 230SL parked nearby... but Candace would recognize that as belonging to Diana Prince. "Um, well, no," she lies.

"Well how did you get here? I mean, you can't fly, like some of the other superheroines."

The embarrassed heroine purses her lips indignantly. 'She would have to mention that,' she thinks to herself. But she mustn't get angry. "I, uh, I was nearby, and I just ran here."

"Okay, okay," Candace says, putting her hands on her hips, "well all I have here is my motorcycle. You'll, uh, make quite the scene riding through town on the back of my bike dressed like that," she says, sizing up the scantily-clad heroine.

Wonder Woman sighs. "Well," she suggests, "maybe people will think we're going to a costume party or something."

"A rather risque costume party, with your back flap open like that."

"What--?" The astonished heroine looks over her shoulder and grabs the loose star-spangled material hanging off her butt.

"Yeah, you didn't know about that?"

"You mean my tush has been half-naked all this time???"

"Yep. Ever since you jumped over that fence and caught on the razor wire and got up and tripped and..."

Wonder Woman blushes red and puts her palm to her face.

"Okay," Candace says decisively, "we need to go. Follow me."

She leads the heroine over to the west side of the property, where her Kawasaki is, thank goodness, still waiting. It takes some doing to get Wonder Woman's fat ass under the chain link fence, but they both make it through.

Candace makes a call to Steve Trevor's cell phone, and has to hold the phone away from her ear as Steve yells derogatory comments about the clumsy superheroine. She then puts her jacket and helmet on, and shrugs her shoulders as if to apologize for not having any bikewear for Wonder Woman.

"Ever been on a bike?"

Wonder Woman shakes her head no, so Candace instructs her about the foot pegs, and tells her to hang on tight. They take off, and cross town enduring horn honks and hoots and whistles and cat calls from motorists and pedestrians laughing at Wonder Woman's plump white ass cheek. The women finally disappear down into the parking garage at Candace's apartment building, and actually make it up the elevator to her apartment without any neighbors noticing.

"Whew," the two women mutter simultaneously as they get inside. They look at each other and share a laugh.

"Okay," Candace says, leading Wonder Woman down the hall, "here's the shower. We're both filthy. Want some help with those boots?"

The worn-out heroine sits on the toilet seat and the intern tugs and pulls and gets the famous red boots off.

"Well you're a muddy mess," Candace chuckles, "but so is your poor costume. How about if we soak it here in the bathroom sink, and then we can clean it up and I'll get out my sewing kit." She fills the sink while the modest heroine turns around and wiggles herself out of the torn costume. When Candace turns back around, Wonder Woman is standing there with one hand holding out her costume and her other hand modestly covering her bosom. Candace smiles and takes the dirty garment and puts it in the sink while the naked heroine steps into the shower, closes the curtain and turns on the water.

Candace takes her boots and jeans and panties and tank-top off and steps into the shower too. "Oh," Wonder whispers, surprised. She demurely turns her back. "I didn't know you were going to..."

"Well, we got dirty together, might as well get clean together." She soaps up her hands and massages Wonder Woman's shoulders.

Wonder Woman immediately relaxes, closing her eyes while the water pours over her face. 'Oh well,' she thinks to herself. And with that the heroine swallows her pride, and slowly turns around to face the younger woman. The two see each other naked for the first time.

Candace looks down at Wonder Woman's naked body. Pretty, soft white complexion, but the heroine's breasts are sagging a bit, looking somewhat flat and flaccid on her chest. And of course there's her plump waist and thighs. 'Jeez,' Candace thinks to herself, 'I've got a better bod than the famous Wonder Woman.'

Wonder Woman gazes at the young woman's perfect body, her firm breasts and slim waist... and she knows what the girl is thinking. "I have to hand it to you," the embarrassed heroine says, "you are very beautiful."

"Thank you," Candace says, smiling a big smile as drops of water splash onto her face. And with that she puts her hands on Wonder Woman's waist, draws her closer, and kisses her.