The clerk inspects the goods

“Well, Big Jer, let’s see your package,” the clerk mater of factly requested. Jerry’s eyes bugged out, but he complied, the clerk reached out and grabbed the limp penis, “hmm, well, uh, hmm,” the clerk began, “it’s still soft so although I would not call this impressive we can’t, uh, make the right adjustments without seeing the boner that will be mocked!” Jerry started fiddling with his penis with his eyes closed. He was visualizing his hot wife, sucking on her own left nipple, winking at him, but the clerk had other ideas. The clerk used a small feminine voice and started mocking Jerry’s dick, “oh widdle baby prick it’s like a soft needle maybe I should call it a noodle a macaroni noodle,” the clerk said with a shy giggle. This spring Jerry to full mast. The clerk measured the penis at 5.125” long by 4.5” in girth. “Well Jerry you are the most average man I have ever seen,” the clerk began, “but I think I have just what you need.” The clerk grabs 2 boxes. “Each day give your wife one from the blue box and you take a treat from the red box,” the clerk continued the instructions with a gesture of eating, “these tablets can be consumed in or as food, but never do more than 1 for each of you per day!”