The backyard

The sectional map for the backyard is mostly covered with the big in-ground pool. However, a key points out four distinct locations that you might be interested in checking out. You examine the descriptions of the pool area, the jacuzzi, the sauna, and the pool showers before making up your mind.

The POOL AREA is "a place to hang out and have fun with new friends. Take a dip in our pool, lounge poolside, or just people watch. Nobody is shy around these parts!"

The JACUZZI offers a straight forward "heated water and soothing jets can relax, or they can stimulate. Find a friend and have a dip in one of our three in-ground hot tubs. Funny business isn't just allowed, it's encouraged!"

The SAUNA is a "great place to relax in our hot steam sauna. Be sure to bring a towel, those benches can get a little hot! Strenuous physical activity is discouraged, but relaxed fun never hurt anyone!"

The POOL SHOWERS offer "shared gym-style shower facilities to wash away your troubles and any other fluids you might have picked up. Be warned, the showers are a 'free touch' area, so anyone might be interested in getting to know you a little better. Politely say 'no' if you aren't interested."

You bite your lip as you consider which of these areas interests you the most.