The alarm goes off

Just as they were about to leave, suddenly the detectors by the door began beeping rapidly. In just seconds, James and Charlie were approached by employees of the store.

“Excuse me, miss, are you wearing any of our merchandise?” The woman asked Charlie.

Charlie shook her head. “No, I’m not other than previously purchased pairs.”

“We’ll have to inspect your bag to ensure nothing was stolen,” the woman said. “Sorry for the inconvenience.”

The woman opened the bag and gazed inside of it. James stood in silence as he began to get nervous. “James, honey, did you take any panties?” Charlie asked.

James’s eyes widened. He shook his head rapidly. “N-no. Of course not.”

“Are you sure?” Charlie asked grinning.

James looked at Charlie with pleading eyes. “I’m afraid we’ll have to search you,” the woman said.

James’s face paled. “W-wait. Can’t we go somewhere private?”

“No, I need to ensure that you don’t have a chance to stash anything. Now, please stand against the wall while I pat you down,” the woman said.

James gulped as he did as he was told. The woman began patting his pants, reaching into his pockets. All while many of the women in the shop began looking, curious about the hot man being searched in front of Victoria’s Secret.