Chapter 4 by retroguy

do you stay or go

The View (2)

You wonder if what just happened was for real, so you start to flip thrugh the channels to try some more experimentaion. 'The View' comes on just as the ladies are coming onstage. They're all attired alike in various skirts and blouse, and even to your surprise, Whoopi is dressed in the same fashion. You decide that with her weight loss, she looks pretty good and remember seeing her in a dress in 'Ghost', where you saw her legs and a pretty ample bossom. Even Barbara Walters is showing some cleavage and she still looks fine for being the "elder stateswoman" on the panel.
You notice there is an empty seat and stay on the channel out of curiousity. When the applause dies down you hear Barbara announce the day's topic.
"What do all women like talking about?" she asks aloud, then Joy speaks up... "SEX," she blurts out to laughter and Elisabeth adds, " And shopping," to more laughter.
"Well, it's not shopping," Barbara says and the applause and laughs are loud. "And to make it even more fun, I've invited an old friend that always spiced things up when the subject of sex is invovled to join us. Please welcome back for today, our old friend, Meredith Vieira."
Your interest is raised as you watch her come on the stage amid loud applause because you've always had a thing for her, especially when she wore a skirt because you've always thought that she had a great pair of legs and guess what she's wearing today?, as are all of them.
You get up from your couch and approach the tv, feeling your hand start to tingle already. You cautiosuly touch the screen and smile as your fingers seemingly disappear into the screen. They feel like they're being dipped into a thick, oily substance. You reach further until your whole upper arm disappears into the tv, then, taking a deep breath, you bend over and push forward into the set.
You find yourself just offstage, listening to the women talking about sex ina fairly open and fun way, amid bursts of applause and laughter from the audience. A stage asisstant steps up beside you, telling you you're on next. You smile as you think about what you want to happen.
At the commercial, the table is replaced with the couches and they take their seats. From your left as you face the couch are Meredith, Whoopi and Joy, then the space you'll be filling, then Barbara, Sherri and Elisabeth. You're announced and enter to applause as the ladies welcome you.
"I first have to say how hot you ladies look today. Even you Barbara. Nice to see you flashing a little skin," you open.
Laughter as she presses a hand to her chest to cover her showing cleavage.
"Before you ladies bombard me with questions, I have one for one of you," you say and lean forward a bit. "I seem to remember, Meredith, that you admited to not wearing panties when you wear pantyhose. I'm wonder if that's true today?" you ask, and the ladies laugh.
"Want me to prove it?" she asks with a laugh and you say that you do. You even do what, from watching past shows when she co-hosted, will get a rise out of her... you dare her.
She looks at you with a slow grin, then gets up and moves to stand in front of, her back to the audience, and flips up the front of her skirt. Laughter ensues as she returns to her seat, her face a bit flushed, and you turn to the audience and tll them that it's oh so true.
"You ever consider going with either at the same time, Meredith?" you ask with a playful look, and she laughingly says that she couldn't do that because she's a married woman. " Do I have to dare you again?" you respond with a wink.
She squirms on the couch for a few moments, then amid applause, she slips off her shoes, gets up, reaching under her skirt, pulling her pantyhose down and off, then sits back down and throws it at you.
"How's it feel?" you ask and watch her as she wiggles around a bit.
'It feels.. well... good...more free and well.. kinda fun," she giggles.
"How about the rest of you? Or do I have to dare you all individually?" you ask.
They look at each other a bit nervously, then Joy slips her shoes off. "No one's ever accused be of being a killjoy, she says, laughing at her intended pun, then Sherri does the same, followed by Whoopie and even conservative Elisabeth. They raise their discarded underthings and whoop as they raise them over their head and twirl them like waving a towel at a football game. Then they all look to Barbara, the lone holdout.
"Come on, you sexy Bitch," Meredith chides with a laugh, having called her that many times over her years there in a playful way.
"Should I?" Barbara asks, looking at the audience and they all applaud to cheer her on. She gets up, the applause louder and she discards her panties and hose.
"Another question for you ladies. When you tell a man that size doesn't matter, are you being honest?"
Laughter abounds at your question and you see Meredith making a fist and chopping at her elbow with her other hand to show a size.
"I mean seriously. How big is too big? For example, if you were, let's say, giving oral to a man, if he was too big, wouldn't you be gagging and ****?' you ask.
Joy makes a joke about some women liking their tonsils being massaged.
"How big are you?" you're asked but not sure who by since the laughter sort of drowned out the voice.
"Well, when I'm hard, I'm close to 8 inches," you say and spread your legs, pulling the crotch of your pants tight.
"Oh yeah? Prove it! I dare you." you hear Meredith say with a laugh, her look saying tit for tat.
You hold your hands out towards the audience, as if asking them, and they applaud loudly.
With a broad smile you stand and drop your pants, saying to Meredith that you don't wear underwear when you're wearing pants.
"Doesn't look like 8" to me", Joy says, then adds, "But most men kinda lie about that size anyway, don't they?" The audience laughs.
"But I said I'm about that when I'm hard, and I'm not that way,yet," they look at your semi erection. " But if one of you wants to help, I'm sure you'll see that I'm telling the truth," and you look at all 6 of them, your look a challenge.