The Ultimate Public Humiliation

Dan, Tom, TJ and the other two mates, Oscar and Jackson, all huddle behind their car and talk for a good 10 minutes. Then they turn back to you and offer one hell of an ultimatum.

"Do you know where you are Marcus?" Asks Dan.

"No-"

"You're... well let's just say the nearest town is 5 hours away in a car. Which would mean you would take nearly a week to get there if you were to walk. And you have no food or water, so the journey would be very very unpleasant. But lucky for you, we want to help you. And the lads here have come up with the perfect way to get you home and help you explore your sexuality at the same time."

"What do you mean?" you nervously reply.

"Well, that's the thing, Marcus. We're not sure we should tell you because even though we know you will love it, we don't think you will like the sound of it."

You look at him with a confused face.

"Just give him the ultimatum already," says TJ before Oscar speaks up.

"You can either walk down this road for days without any food or water until you finally get home. Or you can come with us and we will feed you and give you water and get you to the nearest town in 5 hours."

You smile and go to reply but before you do, Jackson finishes telling the ultimatum.

"Yes, but if you come with us you'll have to leave your skimpy outfit here and ride Oscar's 10-inch dildo on the front hood of the car, all the way home unless we tell you otherwise."

You laugh at them until you look over to the car and see Oscar sticking his dildo onto the middle of the hood.

"There is no way I'm riding that you filthy dogs!"

"Alright then, you can walk." Says Dan as they all walk back to the car.

"Wait! Please, I'll do anything else. I need a ride. I'm just not gay."

Dan turns back around and points to the dildo on the hood, "Your ride is straight there. And only a gay man would wear what you're wearing. So what will it be Marcus?"