The Safari Zone

Sure, the Safari Zone isn’t going anywhere, but you know what else isn’t going anywhere? The Fuchsia Gym Leader. If you’re a pokemon trainer in Fuchsia City and you’re wondering whether or not to go to a place full of rare and awesome pokemon to catch, the answer is obvious!

Your next step is to get dressed. You were distracted with getting clean when you first came in, but at this point you notice the dryer in your room running. You tentatively open it to find your cowgirl outfit and underwear inside. And they’re still a little sticky… You toss the clothes back inside and let it continue. You spot a paper atop the washer that says ‘Number of washes: 8’. They’re still that dirty after being washed so many times!? Ugh, as much as you hate to admit it, it IS kind of nice that Nurse Joy’s been trying to get them clean. You’ll just wear something else and let her do her thing.

Still somewhat scarred by the treatment you received aboard the S.S. Anne wearing your inadequately-sized dress, you go for the safer tank top and skirt combo. Though you call it safer, the G-string you wear beneath your skirt is pretty darned risky. Still, people are only going to see under your skirt if you go around flashing people, which you obviously won’t. You haven’t done that on your journey so far, and you don’t intend to. So whatever you’re wearing beneath, it’s not an issue. With that reassuring thought, you depart. Or rather, you get very close to departing, but in the lobby…

“Thanks for washing my clothes, Nurse Joy. They’re not quite clean yet, though…”

“But of course, Emilia. I’ll continue washing them until they’re pristine and ready for you to make a mess of them once again! We can’t have Kanto losing its least competent cowgirl, after all!”

“I won’t make them messy again! And I’m not incompetent!”