The Retinue Arrives

"Ned! You've gotten fat." Robert bellowed as he hefted himself out of his carriage. Eddard chuckled and would have moved to embrace his old friend if the King's royal member wasn't protruding out from beneath his trousers. Cersei stepped out of the carriage after her husband, wiping a little spittle away from her mouth.

"Cat!" Robert shouted, striding straight past his old friend. Catelyn was more receptive to the King in his current state, warmly embracing him as he wrapped his thick arms around her, his hands finding her firm buttocks and giving them a good kneading. Catelyn pulled back, and lowering herself in a deep curtsey, delivered a single kiss to the head of the King's cock.

Sansa and Arya stood next to their mother, wearing the most provocative dresses they could find on short notice. Both girls had been eyeing the King since he stepped down from his carriage, and seemed ready to drop to their knees and service him in the middle of the courtyard, if their father hadn't shot them a Stern look reminding them of earlier transgressions.

Robert eyes the Stark children for a moment before turning back to Ned, suddenly solemn. "Come Ned. I'll pay my respects." The two men wordlessly crossed towards the crypt, the King quietly adjusting himself to the chagrin of the Stark Ladies.

As the two Lord's disappeared from sight, the rest of the Retinue began to filter in, settling into their lodgings for the night. Joffrey, resplendent in Lannister red and gold, rode into the courtyard, looking disdainfully and a little hesitantly at his new surroundings. Sansa, crossing with Arya towards their Chambers, giggling and whispering, stopped as she saw the Prince. Both ladies curtseyed as Joffrey noticed them, before quickly running off.

"Your Highness?" Joffrey was pulled away from his view of the girls asses jiggling under their dresses by Robb, who now stood before him. "I've been told to show you to your room"