The Race Starts

Trish blew her whistle and the assembled contestants started to run . Within twenty seconds the first contestants reached the port-a-potties and got in. very shortly there was a mass of people at each doorway trying to **** them selves in. a couple of people even climbed on the shoulders of people already inside to take up all the space.

Trish blew her whistle again to signal the end of the 90 seconds and her helpers **** the two doors closed. There were about 15 people still stuck outside the two porta-potties who didn’t make it in in time and didn’t look too happy about it.

“We have our port-a-potties filled” said Trish, “and my helpers are busy securing the doors.” we see her helpers not only closing the doors but sealing them with duct tape, “Well, we don’t want anyone changing their minds do we?”

With both port-a-potties secure, Trish stood between them and shouted so that the inhabitants could hear. “One of our port-a-potties has thirteen people in it, one of them has fourteen people. So unlucky thirteen for some. Let’s tip the losers!”

All of sudden one of the port-a-potties was tipped over amid screaming and wailing from inside. The winning port-a-potty was unlocked and as it’s inhabitants exited they were each given £100 but the camera stayed on the losing port-a-potty, as it was unlocked and it’s inhabitants pushed the door free of the duct tape, emerging covered in filthy, brown streaks, urine & soiled toilet paper covering them. One of the inhabitants a woman in what was once a white onesie threw up as she was climbing out of the port-a-potty.

“There’s thirteen people here who are clearly not happy they took, the risk, but hey, that’s the name of the game. Back to you in the studio!” The camera lingered on a couple in tears trying to pull lumps of faeces out of their hair, before returning to Holly in the studio.