The One That Is The Result Of PROFESSOR OAK'S _Personal_Breeding_Program_...?

"Mist-!" The words to signal the attack are not even out of your mouth when Mister Moon is slammed into full **** by a charging Bulbasaur. Though the Bulbasaur takes about 3 of Mister Moon's spines to the face, poor Mister Moon goes down in one hit and is returned to your Pokéball.

"Professor, what happened?! You didn't even say anything!" You exclaim and Professor Oak smiles a thin vicious smile.

"That, my dear, is what a WELL trained and bred fighting Pokemon looks like. I don't HAVE to say anything, she knows that the second that whistle blows it is time to attack with everything she's got, only once the first tackle is already complete does she look to me for a signal and even then it's not anything so crude and slow as a vocal command, I have a set of five tuned whistles I blow to signal her attack routines," he explains. "Let this be a lesson to you," Professor Oak Continues "Do not try to emulate the Notorious and Arrogant Ash Ketchum: when it comes to having 'adventures' and making headlines Ash has been very successful, but when he wins it is mostly by pure LUCK, not good management. My Grandson Gary Blue is a much better example to follow if you wish to make this task your profession: he has been Kanto League Champion and has won the informal Kanto Champion's Round Robin three times since. The only person with more victories in that contest is MYSELF and I retired from it undefeated after 5 wins."

"So Mister Moon and I never had a chance, did we?" You say, keeping tight control of your temper.

"Of course you did, IF you had done your research and trained him properly, but you didn't," Professor Oak says, resignedly? "I have published all of my training, breeding, and battling techniques in my memoir, 'Unbroken: The Secrets of Akira Oak's Successes in the Kanto League' and you can bet your ass that the better trainers you will face in the arenas and 'trainer battles' these days will have read it and be using them. I make sure that the local library has ten copies at all times and two more in their reference collection, which you could have consulted if you hadn't assumed because this was your first fight I would go easy on you. NEVER assume that no one who is or ever was a serious trainer will EVER go easy on you."

Now you are PISSED, you didn't assume he would "go-easy-on-you", you just didn't realize you were up against a five-time 'Grand Champion' of the Kanto League.

"So, 'Unbroken' eh?" You state with a slight sneer. "What do you say we make a little bet you and I? I will read your book, and WIN the Kanto League, and if I do you will come out of retirement to face down the Kanto Champion's Round Robin one more time, and the first battle will be ME VS YOU, or did you retire because the opponents were getting a bit too good at this for your taste?"

"You are a supremely arrogant child you know that Jun Dainichi?" Professor Oak says turning away.

"That's not a 'No.' professor," you declare in a sly tone, sensing advantage...