The Oddly invasive Application Form

"oh good they have an online form" Justin said to himself as he browsed the page of The G House on property dot net. "Wonder what the G stands for? It looks super nice. Rents cheap, just have to share a room. Could be fun." Reading further he raised an eyebrow

'Here at The G House we consider ourselves progressives and extremely open minded so our form asks for more personal detail than most. If answering the questions on the form makes you uncomfortable or you think they're too invasive then The G House is not for you. Nothing personal.'

"Well that seems a bit exclusionary. Ok I'll give it a read and fill it in. I'm open minded"

First Name: Justin

Surname: Dover

Marital status: Single

Sexuality: Bisexual

Preferred Pronouns: He/him

Preferred hole when penetrating: Anal / asshole

Preferred hole when being penetrated: anal / my ass

Preferred Type of oral received: deep and rough

Preferred type of oral given: Deep and slobbery

Are you cut or uncut?: Uncut

Type of above penis preference: no preference, just big ;)

Body type: athletic

Shaven?: Waxed from the neck down

Penis length(in): 8

Thickness: coke can

How often do you watch porn: Everyday

How often do you masturbate: 3-4 times a day

Do you own a dildo?: Yes

If yes, how often do you use it? Everyday

Do you enjoy the taste of cum: yes

Is a bukkake something you would consider: yes

How loose is your hole?: Quite loose

Are you a top, bottom or switch: 99% bottom with the occasional switch

Submissive or dominant: complete submissive

Having answered the previous questions, what do you think living in the G House would be like: A whole lot of fun.